Fish Heads in my Shoe

I've completed a book of humorous short stories based on my experiences in Yorkshire, but Fish Heads in my Shoe is not attracting an interested publisher. So, bearing in mind the ancient wisdom that you should act 'as if' I've printed the 90 or so pages, bound them in a most apt cover and presented my volume to the world! It beams out from my bookcase awaiting takers.

Here it is! I think the image encapsulates the raw essence of the book. If you want to read more, please contact me and I'll load up tittalatory extracts!